BlargenPlorgo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squaresville]

Hey buddy.

I think alot of people who think your art style is inspired by "Ren and Stimpy" are getting confused.

Its not Ren+Stimpy style at all.

Its american animation style.
So many things are anime-style these days people cant recognize a different art style when they see it.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I found a key. Perhaps you, master of lockpicking, can find a use for it.

[ShoBizNewsyNews #25]

Hi, my name is The_WalrusZ

My only motivations are my own anger and greed.
I live in florida making cartoons that are uninspired and contain no original thought process to them. I'm as bad as IllWillPress when it comes to rehashing an old failed concept.
But unlike Illwill, I care when people dont like my cartoons. I whine to Wade Fulp when my precious racist YAAFM "cartoons" get flagged for being offensive and ignorant.
But the best thing about me, The_WalrusZ, is that I am an utter corporate whore. I do nothing that is not motivated by money or payment or favors. In fact, I'm such a complete sellout, that I actually animate my characters advertising pornography websites. I have absolutely no morals and barely any drawing or art skills and overall being put on the front page is just fine with me.
It shows Newgrounds likes to support people who think they're comedy central execs.
But thats ok! Fuck art! Fuck original ideas! Fuck putting more than 5 drawings into a flash! Fuck you all! I am the_WalrusZ! I am the start of a new generation of small companies using newgrounds to make idiots laugh and generate cashflow into our bulging pockets! Vive la capitalism! Vive la shitty terrible animation! Vive la horrible voice acting! Vive la old stale ideas! Vive la making fun of celebrities to be trendy and cool! Vive la death of all creativity! Vive la being too stupid to realize what a terrible excuse for a human being I am!
I AM THE_WALRUSZ! AND I LOVE YOUR CASH!!!!!!

- Sincerly

The_WalrusZ

(check and mate)

The-WalrusZ responds:

Ha. Keeping it original I see. I would care, but seeing that this review comes from a man that has a link to gay porn in his signature in the forums... I could care less.

[Bunnycat]

Oh, wonchop. Sigh.

This could have been such a good flash. I know you are capable of so much more. I have seen that pic of the awesome tablet pc you use to animate.
But why? You have the very power of animation that all flash animators yearn for and yet.......you make your characters giant bouncing piles of tweens. Making it look like something Legendary Frog or Illwill (on a good day (if there are any)) would make.
The character of BunnyCat is adorable. Great voice acting and sound effects. But he is so simple, I doubt it would have hurt to simply do some pose-to-pose animation, no matter how simple, to bring him to life. Just so he doesnt look like a pile of symbols swinging around (which is what he currently looks like).
Other than that, this was short and sweet.
And it has no plot. Which is great. Because I'm sure evey little dick who reviews this flash and says "omfg put in a better story next time" will sit down tonight and watch a Inuyasha or DBZ marathon.
(rolling of the eyes)

Wonchop responds:

K, first off, it's just a regular £30 graphics tablet. No way I can afford those schmancy ones with the built in screen. I prefer using the mouse for lineless models.
Secondly, there's nothing wrong with a movie filled with tweens. You just gotta know how to use them including stuff like easing, positioning, etc. and that does require a degree of talent to pull off correctly too.
I think with those aspects in mind, a 3/10 is a bit mean. =(

[IDY in Baywatch]

...what on earth!?

I really do wish people would come up with their own way of drawing people and things rather than just drawing it in an anime style. Oh well.
Anyways, other than the overused and overdone anime, the character graphics in this were pretty good.
The backrounds were trace-bitmapped. Not good. You basically stole a photo and used it on your own. Makes me sad. :(
I'm not sure what the main characters are. They seem to be disproportioned people with chests that are way too large.
I decided to see what your website is like and it lead me to some strange deviant-art esque webpage. And the first thing I saw was a large green anthropomorphic....thing....with immensly large....erm...bazoongas.
I will assume from looking at your gallery and this, that you are obsessed with anime. However, you DO have some animation skill. I'd love to see something you put some real work into. Most anime is rather cheap and tawdry with 3 drawings-per-second of animation.
However, you are already animating better than most anime, which is good. Overall this wasnt a bad flash, but without knowing who these characters are, or why the females all seem to lactating (and looking about ready to have their mammaries explode), its a bit of a conundrum to figure out what is going on in this cartoon.
I applaud you for your efforts. But this is still very flawed, and done, as I said before, in a drawing style we see far too often these days.
I can only hope one day the whole anime fad dies out and art returns to the internet.
Until then, good day.

Fonzu responds:

Thanks for your honest comment, very much appreciated. I didn't steal the photos though. I'd also like to inform you that this is one of my first flash animations, heh, and I do know there's room for improvement. And I'm sorry you feel that way about anime. Guess can't please all, can we? Thanks again.